Infamous "Walking Baby" has specialists dumbfounded: "Is he real?"

 is a newspaper article written by Dylde Cleverett about the Walking Baby. The article specifies that it was written by "Dylde Cleverett", which is likely a typo or penname of Clyde Everett.

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 * You kids all already know about the Walking Baby. It's rumored that every Wednesday night around 9:00 P.M., you can hear the widdle foot-steps of a terrible little crypto-infant walking the streets of Armstrong County. Recently, a team of investigators known as the AIMS team went after the little sucker, but came back from their expedition into an open shopping mall empty handed (save for a few delicious locally-grown granola bars from OilSnaxx). The team claims, due to their very high success rate in actually capturing these types of monsters, that the Walking Baby is a myth. Wrong.